Fictional Others

PORTRAIT	NAME(S)	SOURCE	SHIP BLURB	PAGE LINK	EXTRA SPECIAL FAVE COLUMN
	JONATHAN TEATIME	THE HOGFATHER (2006 movie)	Enthusiastic assassin becomes infatuated with nervous little tailor after he's vaguely friendly with him once.		♥
	BENI GABOR	THE MUMMY (1999)	Amateur archeologist accidentally brings dead henchman back to life and now they're just kind of stuck together.	TBA	♥
	JULIAN BROWNING a.k.a. THE USHER	HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS	Horror nerd falls for the silly but homicidal zombie haunting his local theater (and then they move to Orlando).		♥
	THE OCCULTIST a.k.a. ABD AL-HAZRED	DARKEST DUNGEON	What if there were two miserable cursed academics who decided to be cursed... together...	TBA
	COUNT ORLOK	NOSFERATU (1922)	Dracula and Renfield henchman dynamic but make it specifically a gay thing (also my Orlok is niceys because it's my ship and I do what I want).	TBA	♥
	👓 and 🎀 (poly)	(secret)	Entertainer with a big ego and the two weird lackeys who enjoy feeding said ego.	TBA	♥
	VINCENT VAN GHOUL	13 GHOSTS OF SCOOBY DOO	2,000-year-old sorcerer meets funny little psychonaut that wandered into a hell dimension by mistake.	TBA
	Dr. GOLDFOOT	Eponymous movie franchise	Parody Bond villain with a troupe of fruity little henchmen (one of whom is me).	TBA
	RODERICK USHER	HOUSE OF USHER (1960)	Nobleman who believes that he and his entire family are doomed to madness and death, and me, his live-in physician who falls for him while treating his symptoms and hopefully making him feel less doomed.	TBA
	Dr. WILLIAM CHAPIN	THE TINGLER	Nearly-divorced, single-minded forensic pathologist has mid-life bi crisis with his lab assistant.	TBA
	CASEY HEINZ	COLOR OF NIGHT	Erotic artist and chronic asshole meets erotic artist and chronic people-pleaser. Will they fix each other or make each other worse? (Yes.)	TBA
	DEAN DOMINO	FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS (Dead Money DLC)	Imagine if there was a wretched ghoul who only cared about himself. Now imagine he had a really hot voice, could sing, and was, like, soo funny.	TBA
	VERDEN FELL	TOMB OF LIGEIA	Edgy ass unsociable goth man that's actually just autistic. Weird hermit that lives in the woods on his property. I save his life and stuff. It's cool. We're great.	TBA
	Dr. ANTON PHIBES	Eponymous franchise	Professional concert organist. Doctor of theology. Roboticist. Vengeful serial killer. Mad genius. Aspiring conquerer of death. And also me, his high priest and hype man.	TBA
	JOEY PANTUCCI	DEEP RISING	Two funny, cute, sort of weaselly little guys who have had a hard go of it, helping each other survive various deadly situations.	TBA
	THE SPIRIT OF THE NIGHTMARE	ALICE COOPER'S THE NIGHTMARE	Charismatic demon, architect of the realm of nightmares. He pulls Alice Cooper around on a leash and I'm a simple man. What do you want, a dissertation?	TBA
	HENRY JARROD	HOUSE OF WAX (1953)	Mad sculptor avenging his own mutilation in a fire and expressing himself artistically via murder, plus a version of me that assists him because this version of me is an asshole.	TBA
	PSYPHON	BEN 10 franchise	Cool-looking cyborg alien former henchman with a chip on his shoulder, a tragic backstory, and a pitiful little soft heart, plus his human guide to Earth and also having feelings.	TBA
	Dr. HENRY AUGUSTUS WOLFGANG	THE MUNSTERS (2022)	Grumpy, ambitious mad scientist and self-proclaimed genius with some experience bringing corpses to life but minimal experience in romance.	TBA